Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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Why can't february march Because april may

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A man walks into a vagina

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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