Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

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sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

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Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

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What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken. How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower. What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor? An erection. What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender? Hold on. I'll tell you in a second. What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan. -S

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Two guys walk into a bar.The barmen says "sorry we are closed." So the two men reply "There isn't a closed sign on the door and the door was open so we assumed it was OK to come in and have a drink". The barman says "Sorry we are closed at the moment but come back in 20 minutes and I can serve you". So the men leave and come back for a drink in 25 minutes time.

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What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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