Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

I am a mime

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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