- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

What? Huh?

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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