Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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