Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

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Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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