- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

The cream, it is coming

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Albino African Americans

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

the economy.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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