what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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