Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

binladin walks into the american seals

homosexual rights to marriage

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

God is real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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