what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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What's your blood type? Red.

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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The Princess is in another castle

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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I named my son ps2 controller

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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