A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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