- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

the economy.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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