- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

child labor

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

A man walks into a bar

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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