- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

The cream, it is coming

knock knock come in

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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