- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

i like turtles

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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