- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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