- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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