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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

nice tits.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

Honk if you're Amish!

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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