- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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