what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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KOOKABURRA

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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