- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What's your guys names?

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Pickles are moist.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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