Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Brain fart

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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