What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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angelo snyder is not ga

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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call me maybe.

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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