- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

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