HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

Worms don't like apples.

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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