- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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