- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

tim has no humor

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