Three baby seals walk into a club...

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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