- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

A muslim paints Mohammed

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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