This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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Pickle

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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