- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Why so serious ?

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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