- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

What's half of 8? o

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

A baby seal walks into a club.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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