- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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