- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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