- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

you see theres this guy.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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