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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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