Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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one stop shop

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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