- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Knock Knock! F*ck off

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