- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Hello penis

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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