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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Poop

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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