- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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