I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

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lewis=cardiac

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Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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I wanted to impress this girl by showing her that I was good in math. So I went up to her, and told that I knew that the value of pi is 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233 786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006 606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146 951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462379962749 567351885752724891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737190 702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263560827 785771342757789609173637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279689258923 542019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999998372978049 951059731732816096318595024459455346908302642522308253344685035261931188171010 003137838752886587533208381420617177669147303598253490428755468731159562863882 353787593751957781857780532171226806613001927876611195909216420198938095257201 065485863278865936153381827968230301952035301852968995773622599413891249721775 283479131515574857242454150695950829533116861727855889075098381754637464939319 255060400927701671139009848824012858361603563707660104710181942955596198946767 837449448255379774726847104047534646208046684259069491293313677028989152104752 162056966024058038150193511253382430035587640247496473263914199272604269922796 782354781636009341721641219924586315030286182974555706749838505494588586926995 690927210797509302955321165344987202755960236480665499119881834797753566369807. She had a psychotic episode.

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

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