Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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