- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

make me a sandwich! what kind?

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

drugs.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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