- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Cancer.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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