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What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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