Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

j.p. is dumb

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

CFL

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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