- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

[Set up] [No punch line]

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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