- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

[Set up] [No punch line]

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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