What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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