- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Women's Rights..

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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