there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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Equal rights!

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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Anti Joke

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