- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Knock knock. Its open.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

A black man has a job.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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