- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

The truth is he loves her!!

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

I used to know what alzheimers was

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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