- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

What is the name of the car? What

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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