what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

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What's red and a cow? Red cow

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

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What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

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justin beiber sucks

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

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Anti Joke

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