- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

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