- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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