- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

What do u call a cripple Biv

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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