- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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