roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

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