- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Can midgets still have big dreams?

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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