- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Roses are red, yup.

What do you call a black man? Rob

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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