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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

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