identical jokes get different votes.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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