Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Good job, son.

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

whats brown and booky a book.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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