- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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