Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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