- Anti Joke

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

whats funnier than 24? 25

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

richard is fag

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty