Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

that wall over there ->

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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