A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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denisssssssssssssss

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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say it ten times fast: oh

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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Anti Joke

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