- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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