- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

here's a joke... the american education society

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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