Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Microwave

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

your mom

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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