Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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say it ten times fast: oh

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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denisssssssssssssss

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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