- Anti Joke

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Who wants water? I do.