- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

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