Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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