- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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