- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Golf.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Beka has AIDS

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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