This is a random Anti joke.

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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Caramel Boing.

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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