- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

My spelling is horrible

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

you will like this because i am black.

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