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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

What happened to my sunglasses?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

Your mom is so old she died

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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