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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Once, I went to Peru.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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