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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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