- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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