Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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I was watching Fox news.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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Skrillex.

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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