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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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