What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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So these two girls have a cup .

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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