How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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Mooses

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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