knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

What do you call an blank test? an F

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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