- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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