Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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Gustavo Andrade

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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knock knock who's there? hope

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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