Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Jeff

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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Anti Joke

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