If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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Patriarchy.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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Once upon a time a was born

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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Julian Ha.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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i just wrote this so hard

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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