- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

I'd like to make a withdraw

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

can you pass the soap?

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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