What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Boxing on Boxing Day

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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