Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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