- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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