Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

I have cancer. And you're next.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

The holocaust

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

what did one computer say to the other .........

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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