- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

it was all Tagart

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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