- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What do you call an blank test? an F

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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