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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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