What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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