An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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