its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

CFL

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

j.p. is dumb

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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