- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Prostitution is bad.......

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

Tilt your screen back .

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

TIMMY

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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