How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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Justin Bieber

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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