- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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