- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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