- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

destiny

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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