your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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A rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. They grab a drink and really hit it off despite their differences. After a couple years of happy dating, the rabbi, Mark, preposes. Gloria, the nun, gladly accepts. After four months, Gloria is pregnant. She dies in childbirth. The child has many illneses and dies within a week. Mark commits suicide.

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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