You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

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A seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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