ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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