What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

Anti Joke

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