- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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