Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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I asked her where you were.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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