Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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