What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

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What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

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Drunk, a tweeker and a pot head are walking together when they come upon a huge wall with a large, locked gate in the middle of it. The drunk shouts "lesh shmash it down!" then passes out. The tweeker says "Dude, we should totally take the lock apart and see if there's some kind of mechanism in there holding it together that we can use to build some sort of machine for taking... oh man I gotta crap so bad! Either of you guys gota smoke?" and the pot head says "We should sit here and wait." I didn't say it was a good story

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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I enjoy Popcorn

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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