- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

I enjoy Popcorn

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

[Set up] [No punch line]

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Justin Bieber.

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